A naïve blonde stepped into confession and whispered to the priest, “Father, I’m pregnant.”
Startled, the priest asked, “How did this happen, child?”
She paused, then answered with a mix of confusion and sincerity, “I think it’s the second coming.”
His eyes widened. “Why would you say that?” With innocent conviction, she replied, “Because, father… I swallowed the first one.”
